Zach Randolph is a Dickhead

Please, can we never mention Zach Randolph’s name again in any trade speculation to the Bulls. It’s no coincidence that when Randolph went on “bereavement leave”, the Trail Blazers rattled off three wins. It’s also no coincidence that while on “bereavement leave” Randolph was spotted at a local strip club (I guess everyone grieves in different ways). Seriously, the Blazers might not be so bad if not for his jab-stepping, ball hogging bullshit. If the Bulls ever got this dude, and even worse gave up someone like Gordon, Deng, Ty Thomas to get him, it would completely ruin everything John Paxson and Scott Skiles have worked to build the last four years.